Sassy's daddy's a lawyer, and you can't do better than that
Sassy's daddy's got a three-piece suit, and a grey, crushed-velvet hat
Years of fancy schooling can't tame Sassy down
No, me, I want to be in the way when Sassy come rollin' round

Sassy, she's got spirit, and you can't do better than that
Plus she's got the sweetest way of tellin' me this and that
Not to mention money, she's too good to be true
Me, I want to be in the way when Sassy come rollin through

And O, Sassy, if you're ever blue
Call on me, the comforter
Sassy, I love you, yes I do

Many a heart she's broken Sassy knows nothing about
She just goes her merry way, knockin' the menfolk out
Sassy, she has no patience, sorry, she has to fly,
Well, me, I want to be in the way, when Sassy goes flyin' by
Bye-Bye

A Touch On The Rainy Side